Aspirations

Fact or Fiction, North Carolina Case Parallels My Novel Written in 1993

The recent case in North Carolina about alleged home-grown terrorists has some eerie parallels to the story line in my science fiction novel, Falling Star.

Sci-Fi about aliens: Falling Star - Random Excerpt 8 (Fact or Fiction)

You can find other excerpts on www.scribd.com/PhilC68 here

NYTimes.com The Local Week 13 Cartoon Caption Contest Winner

There Is A Winner, Read About It Here!

And we have a repeat winner, John Lambert, for this caption of this cartoon:

“Judge, I believe the protesters outside chanting ‘Free Willy’ are a distraction to the jury in this case.”

Since Mr. Lambert’s prize from last week is already in the mail, this week’s will go to Joel Schwartzberg for …

“Your honor, could you please instruct the defendant to quit his blubbering?”

Joel, check your e-mail. And see what you all come up with for this new one. Thanks!

Robots Plotting Take Over

Read about what robots are planning here

Cuisses de grenouille

Weekly Weather Forecast for New Jersey

Weather for Northern New Jersey, 07/22/09, from: Weather.com

Earth Size Hole on Jupiter Explained

Read about discovery of new hole on Jupiter here

NASA Finds Apollo 11 Landing Site

Read about recent photographs of Apollo 11 landing site here

He is On Assignment

Read about the greatest newsman that ever was here

NYTimes.com The Local Week 12 Cartoon Caption Contest Winner

There Is A Winner, Read About It Here!

...CONGRATULATIONS TO …

John Lambert, for his caption:

“I’ve kept my son, Norton here on a leash since he was around that same age, and just look at him now … isn’t he so sweet?”

John, check your e-mail. The prize fairy wants to know how to reach you.

Man Charged $23 Quadrillion for Pack of Cigarettes

Read about expensive coffin nails here

How Nothronychus graffami Became Potbellied

Read About Nothronychus graffami Here

Tunguska Explained

Read About Tunguska Here

The Local's Maplewoodstock Cartoon Caption Contest Winner Announced

Read about the winner of the NYTimes.com, The Local's special Cartoon Caption Contest for Maplewoodstock Here

Since our unbesmirchable judge and co-blogger, Andy Newman, is on vacation this week, we had to find an unbesmirchable Times editor, Maplewood resident and festival attendee, Phyllis Messinger, to don the robes, blindfold and thought balloon of Cartoon Judge.

Here are the winners she chose:

“I swam my tail off at the Duck Races & now I’m a Nobody,” by Robb Bothe.

Second place:

“What time does the Rubber People Race begin?” by Beth Boily.



And, Honorable Mention, awarded by our marketing department to Maria Seigenthaler for:

“You’d have known the duck races were last month if you’d checked The Local!”

Robb wins a terrific bag of Times-related swag (coffee mug! t-shirt/tote-bag stuff! and more!) and a signed copy of the cartoon with his caption. Beth wins a copy of the cartoon with her caption on it, signed by Phil. And Maria earns our undying gratitude.

Cartoon Caption Contest at Maplewoodstock, July 11 and 12, 2009

"There is Strangeness in the Universe" and the New York Times', "The Local" sponsored a Cartoon Caption Contest at Maplewoodstock, the music festival in Maplewood, New Jersey on July 11 and 12, 2009. There were forty-five captions entered. The winner of the contest will receive the captioned cartoon as well as a gift bag donated by the subscription department of the New York Times. The winner will be announced in a future edition of The Local.

Find out who won here

Cartoon is printed in New York Times of July 12, 2009

The latest cartoon caption contest, hosted by the NYTimes.com, "The Local" is featured in the print edition of the Sunday New York Times on page 12 of the Metropolitan Section. If you want to enter a caption You can go here and try your luck. There are prizes for the winning caption.

Trial by Jury

Rome's Got Talent

Casual Day at the Naked Office

Read About New Trend in Office Apparel Here

NYTimes.com The Local Week 11 Cartoon Caption Contest Winner

There Is A Winner, Read About It Here!

And congratulations to Bob Schwartz, for the following caption of the previous contest:

“Why I agreed to play this role, at scale, I’ll never know.”

Our judge, Andy Newman, the Brooklyn Local’s reporter-blogger, commented, “This one is totally phil’s fault. An impossible cartoon to caption (unless he had something very specific in mind that i’m totally missing). You can tell em i said that.”

Is Nitinol the product of Roswell?

Read about missing memory metal reports here

Excerpts from my novel on UFO Bases in US

This is the Foreword of the novel. You can find other excerpts on www.scribd.com/PhilC68 here

Sci-Fi about aliens: Falling Star - Foreword

New Methods of Intelligence Gathering

Read about new intelligence paradigm here

UFO near crash in Idaho explained

Read about UFO near "crashes" in Idaho here

The Problems of Being a Paleolithic Musician

Read about the stone-age flute here

Why We Celebrate This Day

Put down your hot dogs and beer, this is the real reason we are celebrating this day.

Forget the politics of some of the readers ...

The words still give me a chill every time I hear them and give me hope for our still young democracy ....

Happy Independence Day

Bunny Lust Has No Limits

Bunny Luster Busted, Again. Read about it here

I Said, "Hold the Lettuce and Onions."

Read about sandwich preferences here

Return of the Blob

Read about the Return of the Blob here