NYTimes.com Week 5 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners

Read about the winners of Week 5 of the NYTimes.com's Cartoon Caption Contest on The Local Here

win:

I have a choice? The cigarettes.
— Eric Chabrow

place:

Those could take seconds off my life.
— Jason Savage

and show:

So… I know this looks bad, but I swear those aren’t mine.
— Bill