Help is on the way

The Job Goes Unfilled

It's Only A Contract

Hang tight, folks. It's almost over.

New Advances in Cardiopulmonary Exercise

Read how scientists have confirmed health benefits of popular past time here

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!

Insensitive webcams - how marketing is done.

Read about insensitive webcams here

Fight the heartbreak of bacteria alienation!

Read about how tough it is to live in a petri dish here

The Hammer Comes Down

We All Search For Something

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you just might find
You get what you need


-- The Rolling Stones

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Christmas Questions

This is a true story, my son, then five or six, asked if he could clean the fireplace for Santa and after finishing started to ask me this question.

Help is here

Christmas takes an interesting turn.

Christmas is On Its Way!

Yet another ...

Another Celebrity Apology

No Santa-Grams This Year!

The Dysphoria Spreads

Thanks for the S.A.T. word, Colby

I See Trouble Ahead

Another Celebrity Apologizes

OSHA to Regulate Pole Dancing Industry

Washington, D.C., December 4, 2009.

The U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) today announced sweeping changes in how the burgeoning Pole Dancing Industry will be regulated. According to a press release issued today, the Administrator of OSHA stated that this industry, which uses scantily clad women often with long flowing tresses, presents an occupational hazard to performer and patron alike. It has been known for some time that the centrifugal force of 110 pound bodies swinging wildly on brass poles exerts an unacceptable risk of elbow and upper arm muscle injury. The often climatic sliding toward the audience on the dancer's knees can cause knee injuries requiring extensive arthroscopic repair. In addition, the occasional accidental release of twirling bodies can lead to unintended 110 pound projectiles being hurled into unsuspecting audiences of often alcohol impaired individuals.

As a result, the Administrator of OSHA has promulgated strict regulations as to the many safety measures that must be followed by workers in this industry. OSHA inspectors will be fanning out into every sleazy bar and "gentlemen's" club to assure that these regulations are enforced. Violators will be subject to fines of $50,000 and prison of up to five years for every performance.

Another Scoop by There is Strangeness in the Universe

See the prediction come true here



See our August 13, 2009, post.

If they can do it, so can we!

See what is happening here

NYTimes.com The Local's Cartoon Caption Contest Number 20 Winner Announced

THE WINNER FOR CARTOON CONTEST 20 IS:



Read about the winning caption here

Captioneers, you got an exclamation point from the discerning man in black (robes), our co-blogger and caption judger, Andy Newman. To be specific, he says, “whoa. these 2 are excellent!”

Congratulations to first-time winner Jim Cavanaugh for this caption:

“I come in peace, how about you?”

And to runner-up DCN, who is fresh off a recent win himself:

“While I’d prefer a full pardon, I’m also prepared to do battle.”

Jim, check your in-box for prize details. DCN, I’ll get yours to you shortly.